2005-02-20 // 12:42 p.m.

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Okay, im gonna start with the actual Port Breif... Y'all ready?:

The first day was not the first day. we couldnt pull in due to 'wind' fuck them, they need to learn how to drive this biotch. iv driven in wind n rain way harder than this is the fuckin prizm... the prizm can get pushed around a hell of a lot more than a bagizillion ton warship.

so the second first day we pull in late. the faggot ass 'pilot' guy who helps us navigate the treacheous waters *he knows where not to go or we run aground n shit; what about Sonar?* again whatever. so that night was gay, i had to roll with this boring ass fuck and the new guy to this one lil bar right down from base "wrangler" and drink overpriced beer n shit. fuck that.

real second day i got some on-base shopping knocked out... didnt have my brand of toothpaste, dirty raghead fucks. as for the night -> ships picnic, free beer. cheap shots. drunk sailor friends... and i woke up to puke. never eating foreign food and beef jerky while drinking. the fuck was i thinking? all in all a nice day.

third day i had duty. i sat on the ship and recovered from my hangover. kinda late watch i had, but oh well.

fourth day. went to "gold city" big ass arab mall place with crazy bank worth in jewelry. it is so unbelievable how much gems n gold n shit was there. like, ya know how the wedding set n shit would be like 'for sale' at $999 n shit... i got my mommy a nice mothers day present, gold, gems stones.. talked the fool down to 42BD which is 112$ ... real gold, real jewels. sw33t. would got more fer girlies... but instead i just bought a girlie. we spent the rest of that nite scopin' out the hotels... finally find some shipmates, and this one guy stationed here who got us the hookup. cheapest girls i had found, 35BD w/o paying fer nothin else. some of those hotels were saying like 30BD fer room, 50BD fer girl, one hour. bullshit. 1BD is about 3$, so 80BD. ... anyways, it wasnt cool. at all. she was thai, and way shorter than me. her head was at my chest and i could reach down and touch her feet. fuck w34k. so fuckin w34k. the fuck was i thinking?? oh my god... i guess i needed that as a learning experience, but still... the lesson was not a good one. needless to say i owe god one *or 35BD* and i feel like shit for it.

last day out ~ went to pick-up the ring(custom made). went bar hoping with another group, we had to have buddys so each time i was with somebody... this time it was my shipmate from day4 plus another duo ...... anyways-> we went to this Sheesha or shashee or some shit... smoked some crazy strawberry stuff. it was nice :) went bar hoppin *i know i said that already* and yeah... went to alot of hotel bars, normal bars, normal restarants and just got beer, etc... had this "flaming laborgini" shot, that shits on fire when you drink it, it was supa-sw33t. ended up at this nice ass hotel, with the most beautiful stage dancers on this island *the words 'stranded on a desert island' come to mind* and yeah. she was pretty tall, red hair, blue eyes, id guess russian just cuz thats the caucasian import here, but she didnt look too unnormal or anything... oh my god i would take her home with me.... i mean, damn! so i was thinking to price-check on her *cuz im a godless heathen monster* but we had to go so i just drank and smoked more of that strawberry shit out their crazy mid-east bongs they got and chilld. one arab guy got straight up crunk in that hotel bar, all dancing and shit with his turban deal... he had one of those yasser araphat ones, like the red n white table cloth ties to their head types... yeah

bahrain overall was a neat place, even tho as a place it sucked bad... too many placez with the black flags n shit. the sunni n shite muslims hang those up to proclaim how much they are sunni/shite muslim i guess. it means trouble for us in any case. heres a neat culture-fact: they don't 'hate us'. they believe that God wants them to live their lives for him. not just in the prayer room, not just on friday *our sunday* but every waking and dreaming moment... thats how to go to heaven. that means church n state are the same thing. we are trying to tell them "nope, your wrong, forget God and get some nice sinful 'freedom' you know you want it" and then when they say no we start picking off dictators. nice, huh? thats why they want to kill us, because we are trying to send them to hell. Now, in my honest opinion, living life for god is nice n stuff, but they all are headed to hell anyways... one cab driver tried to explain to us why we kept seeing so many dudes holding hands. some of us *sailors* were all "fags!" i thought maybe just different customs, they might be family or best friends or business partners??? so we asked our taxi driver and he says "uh..uh.. here we think different" .. " uh.. we have girl for baby, we have men for pleasure"

We need to use all our nicely packed away atomic warheads and put this entire desert back to wasteland.

thats my breif, and my rant.

Any questions?

-0ut

yep

more ranting tho, my troubled insides
cuz as you read, i added yet another reason to hate myself to the long list. I was even thinking "im'a stop the self-pity shit, im'a pretend like im cool and try that out" .. i barely got thru one port. w34k. i honestly have trouble thinking about what went on... my brain doesnt want to. *lol* im hoping i just forget it, like most of the other stuff... it fades into a memory like as if i saw it in a movie thru my eyes, not connected to reality at all *sigh* too many memories like that
we had this inspection onboard.. it was the biggest fucking deal, oh my god, theres dust up on top of the vent back behind all those wires... we had to 'build' a few tools to deal with some of this... i few 'dirty' places where no human could reach or get to. so lame. things calmed down tho.. back to my stupid boring-ass'd job. watch almost got interesting, we had these push-up contents *not really contents* where one guy said "i could do Five Times as many as you" to me... this is on the hour too... so iv been getting into shapes, and he was finding new reasons not to participate "i work out too ya kno, i dont wanna pull anything" whatever. then chief decides that he doesnt want 'the EW operator wandering around cic' ... even tho the position got filled while i was away for all 45 seconds, and i was doing them within arms reach of the console....... but whatever. USS Bunker Hill has started issuing the stupid pill among the leadership around here....
i bought Battlefield 1942 in bahrain... sweetest 1st-person shooter other than Halo... but Halo2 isnt on puter yet, and this only cost $20 soooooo .... I beat the allied campaign on normal, doing the Axis one on hard. irritating shipmates by yelling racial slurs from the 40's "damned krouts!!" *lol*
On the homefront, life seems to be boring.. keck hasnt emailed about neat parties in awhile... emails arent coming in very much at all actually. got janene'n'chucks email just the other day, replies pending... supposedly i got jills too but i dont really except much from her. too busy in korea now *was china, shes movin around n stuff?* teachin the butterheads to speak english *damned krouts, lol* Jess emailed a couple times, but im not really gonna get into that ;)
so yeah
thats it i guess?
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