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So here I am, waiting to get back online after my computer crashes, and I start thinking of things. One being a new banner. About zombies But I havnt ranted about Zombies as a whole yet. No one really knows my entire complex zombie-driven H4rDC0r3-ness. So ill rant while in Notepad, one'a the most H4rDC0r3 word processors -ever- Zombies are evil, usually created by a Zombie Lord whos attained a high-enough level to be able to create them. Now, im going to refer to questions n comments iv heard, so read slow and try to bear with me. Zombies are a resurrected undead, it was dead, but now its un-dead. Lauren suggested that maybe they arent so bad, maybe they arent evil. The Zombie's soul is usually innocent. Or at least, it wasnt aligned with the Zombies yet... And if it dies, its soul goes.. well whatever souls go after you become 'dead'. Now, when I talk about people, real life, tapping into the power of Zombies, you way wonder "how so?" .. Simple, if you think about it. A Zombie is a rotting corpse being manipulated by an evil person. To tap that kind of energy, you must willing do something evil to manipulate another being. Basically, if your lie, deceive, and canive your way into getting whatever you like, if you manipulate people, every time it draws into you a dark and evil power. Over time it corrupts your soul. You gain darkside-points. You eventually become something so foul that the only way to survive is to keep using that kind of power. Zombie Lord. Now, when I refer to WL *short for White-Line* im refering to the most powerful institutions I have ever seen, it is evil, aligned against all that is good, fueling the armies of darkness. Im not saying anything more. This is a very sensitive topic. (like, as if I was a newscaster during WWII and I started talking about the massive amphibious assault on Hitler's Europe two weeks before D-Day) Now, When I say 'darkness' im just refering to the whole "deceit=hard to see the truth", "darkness=hard to see stuff" ... the Night, and the color black are actually very cool things. Plus, the sun is evil too. Altho it is just a ball of atomic-burning, so it didnt really -choose- its fate. So what else. Oh yes, how to kill a zombie. No one knows. Except maybe some very powerful H4rDC0r3 bums... In fact, dwight wrote a book when he was in 4th or 5th grade on the topic. He doesnt ever remember making it, but the plotline is VERY similiar to whats happening *we found out about this book a week or two ago* ... basically its says that an evil person started making zombies, one of their friends even turns into one, and the only way they kill them is with coke. well, ok, CocaCola prolly wont help anyone, but the main thing is that he mentioned a few facts we've known. Like bledgeoning weapons deal more damage to them. Since there is no way to -kill- a zombie, your best bet is to dismantle it, and by that I mean piece-by-piece dismemberment. Every joint severed, everything. Iv heard alot of different ideas. Like burning, wood-chipper, RocketLauncher, acid, etc... and really, all those do is dismantle a zombie quicker. Except burning, cuz you either incinerate the corpse, or you jus hav a toasty-pissed-off-zombie chasing you. So I think im done. Now, your prolly wondering where this stands on my religion-scale. It doesnt, this is totally separate. Im pretty sure God doesnt like Zombies tho. Thats about it. Theres also a problem with Demons. Demon are much scarier tho, since they can only be harmed by magical-items. So I dont mess with Demons. :D If you have any specific questions, email me and ill post it. This is prolly going in as an extra somewhere. Ill start a Zombie F.A.Q. *lolz* .. and submit it to search engines. If your wondering how to conquer the forces of darkness, or if your looking to repent for sins and get rid of some of your darkside-points, either email me, or ask a nearly pastor at a church how to do some selfless acts. :) selfless acts are always fun. And finally, if you have any information on how to kill a zombie, or anything I missed, Please, Email-Me Imediately. You could be turning the tide against the Zombies, and you'll be doing the world a really sweet favor! thats the zombie rant. GoodNite ;)
Another spring, 2012 - 2012-04-28
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